It's Like Naming a Band

Coming up with URL names is not for the weak. It's like naming a band.

No one is going to read your blog if it's called "I hate straight people". Actually, it probably will be. Just like how people still buy albums even if the band is called Short Stack. So really it shouldn't be an issue. But it is to me, 'cause I'm difficult.

Anyway.

Blogspot, or Blogger, seems like a suitable blogging platform. I joined a bunch of others but they just felt wrong. You need to feel a connection. It's like meeting your soulmate, you don't think it exists but moviemakers will tell you it's true (in this case, I'm telling you this connection with the internet is true) so you should believe it. I'm not telling you to believe moviemakers, though. those guys are whack.

And if you think petty euphemisms are for the weak, then get the hell off my blog.